Candy is Dandy

In this unfeigned, laconic verse, I’d simply like to say,

I hope you have a salubrious and halcyon holiday!

Thanks getting

On this fine Thanksgiving eve, I'm pleased to send your way

A toon that was inspired by a line heard in a play.

I wish the best for you and yours both near and far away

And hope that you all have a symbiotic holiday!

Halloween 2010

Hope you're enjoying this Ween that is Hallo!

For those of you out there who couldn't quite follow

The terms in this toon, like 'check in' and 'push'

Just read the next verse-- these things aren't hush hush.

When you 'check in' on your mobile device

You're sharing your locus in a way that's concise.

And a cell phone 'push' is not quite so mean...

It's simply a message that looms on the screen.

So now SHOO!  Dash away!  Go scare up some treats!

(...and then text me about where to find the best sweets...)

Hence Forth

Here's hoping your fourth is packed with a lot
of cookouts and ice cream and pies made of cherry,
And that you are able to find a great spot
to watch fireworks, like up in an aerie.

Birds of a Father

My Dad just loves to spend hours and hours

Pointing out birds and quizzing on flowers

Checking the air in all four of my tires

Making sure I own a good pair of pliers.

And back when helped me with projects for school

He'd go down to his workshop and sit on his stool

And build what I needed with great care and pride

While I was probably playing with my friends outside. :)

Mum's the Word

To all the Moms And Moms-to-be, 

And all their children... How lucky are we!

Sneak Peep

Hope you've all had your April Fool's kicks,

Now here's to a deluge of marshmallow chicks!

Touché

So I realize there may be a hint of abrasion

In this comic observing the nearing occasion,

But it isn't the Day that I mean to mock...

The fact is I rue when I'm missing one sock!