A little lamb... with a wide berth

The idea of public restroom use

Is now as strange as this cartoon!

Here's hoping you are safe and well

And our world recovers soon.

Strings Attached

With my husband, new baby, and loyal canine,

This year I'm blessed to have three Valentines!

Because Science

On this Mother's Day occasion, 

We are so thrilled to announce: 

Thanks to a unique equation, 

Soon* "Mom and Dad" we'll be pronounced! 

*Somewhere in the vicinity of 12/1/19

p.s. Those who have known me since 2004

May see the princess and frog have made an encore :)

Have Your Fill

Have all you could want of your savory eats
Like turkey and stuffing and taters and beets
But on this great Thursday, a word to the wise:
Save room for those puddings, cakes, cookies, and pies!

I Want Candy

Halloween's no doubt admired by all children, ghouls, and ghosts, 

But I'll bet my bottom Kit Kat that my dentist loves it most!

Mother's Day

Prodeggtivity

While we still don't know the answer

to the question long debated

Whichever one was first

was surely motivated! 

Fruit Fright

With some fake apple juice and a slick headband knife,

One fruit gave another the scare of its life... 

(And this gross play on words is a horrific scene

But please don't let it ruin your fun Halloween!)

Homeowners!

The boxes are packed

And the tape is dispensed -

Our migration to JP

Has finally commenced.

The wonderful townhouse

We stumbled upon

Has rendered us "homeowners!"

Our renting days gone.

So once the dust settles

And we've trimmed our abode

You'll have to come visit

At our new zip code!

Pod Life

House hunting's quite a process, with lots of turns and twists, 

Like other buyers, mortgages, and keeping thorough lists!
But (knock on wood) if things go well, when all is said and done,
We'll have more room to call our own (and for a dog to run!)