Homeslice

Here's hoping your Thanksgiving

is absolutely great,

And that your pumpkin pie 

is not far from your plate!

Sick day

Eye want candy

"Candy

is dandy."

(Or so says Ogden Nash.)

But I don't mind

the EYE kind..

(If I may be brash!)

On the move

America's got what?

My country, 'tis of thee,

Sweet land of weird TV,

of thee I rhyme.

Land where the 'talent' is,

That's what they call show biz...

In any case, I hope your 4th is one of a kind!

A..B..C..D...

All's fair in love and boar

If you can't tell the difference between chocolate and fungi,

You could hire a pig, who would certainly come by

To sniff things out amply and give you the facts...

But keep in mind that both are (likely) aphrodesiacs!

Candy is Dandy

In this unfeigned, laconic verse, I’d simply like to say,

I hope you have a salubrious and halcyon holiday!

Thanks getting

On this fine Thanksgiving eve, I'm pleased to send your way

A toon that was inspired by a line heard in a play.

I wish the best for you and yours both near and far away

And hope that you all have a symbiotic holiday!

Halloween 2010

Hope you're enjoying this Ween that is Hallo!

For those of you out there who couldn't quite follow

The terms in this toon, like 'check in' and 'push'

Just read the next verse-- these things aren't hush hush.

When you 'check in' on your mobile device

You're sharing your locus in a way that's concise.

And a cell phone 'push' is not quite so mean...

It's simply a message that looms on the screen.

So now SHOO!  Dash away!  Go scare up some treats!

(...and then text me about where to find the best sweets...)